Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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