I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube