dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I think I am morally bankrupt
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!