Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later