During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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