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(514): View more from Quebec

Good luck man

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I dont need it. Shes easy.

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(514): Good luck man (1-514): I dont need it. Shes easy. http://tfl.nu/vh2g

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(631): View more from New York

k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.

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(631): k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not. http://tfl.nu/ari1

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(509): View more from Washington

I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?

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talent.

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(509): I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy? (1-509): talent. http://tfl.nu/18h3

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(513): View more from Ohio

ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME

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(513): ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME http://tfl.nu/92a7

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(480): View more from Arizona

naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor

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(480): naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor http://tfl.nu/fgya

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(205): View more from Alabama

TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.

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better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.

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(205): TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush. (205): better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush. http://tfl.nu/xveq

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.

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(321): I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident. http://tfl.nu/j6a8

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(410): View more from Maryland

I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent

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(410): I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent http://tfl.nu/8hat

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick

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(484): Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick http://tfl.nu/a0s8

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all

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(321): Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all http://tfl.nu/j4ja

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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.

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(215): There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut. http://tfl.nu/e6c8

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(415): View more from California

He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type

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(415): He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type http://tfl.nu/pqp7

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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.

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(805): Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered. http://tfl.nu/wect

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(434): View more from Virginia

Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.

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(434): Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care. http://tfl.nu/ksws

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING

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(201): Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING http://tfl.nu/cx17

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