I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"