The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..