Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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