my computer doesn't work...
i puked on it last night
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.