ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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