I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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