Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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