so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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