Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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