I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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