At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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