How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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