I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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