Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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