I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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