Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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