Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I bet he comes in French.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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