David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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