youre lurking in front of me
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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