I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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