But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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