Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
People in love make me want to vomit
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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