I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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