Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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