i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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