Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Randomize
