Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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