We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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