I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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