chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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