i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I want you more than these girls want KFC
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Randomize
