It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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