a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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