Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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