How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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