So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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