why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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