She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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