I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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