Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i just had sex bonerless
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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