Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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