Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You are a genius and a whore.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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