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I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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