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We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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