i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Randomize
