That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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