ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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