Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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