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(763): View more from Minnesota

Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.

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(330): View more from Ohio

She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..

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(754): View more from Florida

you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.

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(940): View more from Texas

it's like heaven, but drunker

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(908): View more from New Jersey

It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.

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We made popcorn last night. So it's both

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.

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(253): View more from Washington

Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.

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