she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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