so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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