google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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