I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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