I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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