we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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